I am very, very disappointed.
*shakes head*
How can you act like tiths? After reading that UHMAIZING BUUK--NOT shit, NOT boring, NOT "glorified fanfiction"--UHMAIZING BUUK. Imma say it real clear, UHMAIZING BUUK.
That you've been waiting for for what, a yurr? And you've been thinking about how wonderful it's gunna be, and dying to get your hands on it because "it's gunna be so good!".
AND THEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT IT?
Because it's not what you wanted?
*blows hair out of face*
Since when do you get what you want by COMPLAINING? You ungrateful little turd. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You, who is watching this, if you have ever complained about breaking dawn because it's not what you "wanted it to be".
Lemme just go throu this real slow for you, because your brain obviously isn't working. Right now. Because you're being STUPID by thinking that it's not very good anyway. OK?

NUMBER ONE: Stephanie Meeyurr is a GENIUS. YUH-HUH. YUH-HUH. OK? She rocks. She wrote Twilight, she wrote New Moon, and she wrote Eclipse. And you loved them. Just because of Renesmee, and, yeah, fair enough, the storyline wasn't what I expected, that doesn't make it any less of an UHMAIZING BUUK.

Whut, just because Edward and Jacob didn't throw down and one of them didn't die, just because there was no sadness. Just because Bella is "a little bit" of a Mary Sue? SO WHUT?
Why are you so DOWN on people when they're happei??
*laughs and shakes head*
SO SELFISH!
And it really bugs me, okay? Because I LUV that book.
*eyes widen*
I LUV THAT BOOK SO MUCH THAT I CRIED, FOR LIEK AN HURR AND A HAULF WHEN I WAS FINISHED.